"Thank you for everything, it is a shame we only get to meet the interesting people briefly".

Allergic to wedding cheese?

Me too.

7 reasons to talk to me about being your wedding photographer: 

There will be no posing, no forced smiles, no soppy looks, no embarrassing leaping in the air - and absolutely no frocks in trees - EVER.

I won’t take over the day. I observe, I don’t orchestrate. It’s your day and it's my pleasure to document it for you, but I won’t commandeer it.

You’ll get a collection of honest, unposed, natural photographs in which you will be able to recognise yourself.

You're different, so why should your wedding photography look like everybody else's?

My visual style is a ‘light touch’, no filters that make the pictures look dated in years to come. I remember the ’80s, I was there!

Working with me is simple. All you need to do is ask me to be there and then forget about me and concentrate on enjoying yourself. 

I'm a lovely chap – no really I am. I will mingle with your guests and disappear into the crowd for the most part. You don't need to worry about a thing - least of all me!

Bonus reason:

Your mum will love me, she won’t even grumble (too much) when I take a picture of her with her hair in curlers.

A day you'll never forget and pictures to show you what it felt like

Discovery

It's good to talk. We'll do that, we'll have an initial telephone call, Skype consultation or meet-up in person (depending upon location) to talk about your plans and see if I'm 'the one' !

Me, all day

I'll be there all day, from prep in the morning until some way into the party. I will stay as long as I need to in order to tell your story. It usually works out to about ten to twelve hours. I won't leave you until I have enough material to show you the story of your day. 

No Travel Expenses

The price includes all travel expenses within the mainland UK. No hidden costs to suddenly appear on the final invoice. 

What you get afterwards

Edited images will be delivered in high resolution and watermark free via digital download / online gallery. Usually you will receive your pictures within 4 weeks of the wedding date. You have full personal usage rights which means you can share them with friends, print them or give copies to Gran. As for how many pictures - there's no upper limit - you get all the pictures I think are good enough to show you. At least 400 - 500 images.

Keeping in touch

I won't hound you from pillar to post after you've booked. That said I'm always available to you if you want to chat or have any questions. If you do just get in touch. You have my undivided attention. If you don't need to contact me before the wedding I will send you the balance invoice about a month before your date and then I will get in touch with you a week or so before the big day for a final chat through plans and a general catch up. 

Extra Stuff

Other stuff you might be interested in;

  • a second photographer
  • albums, parents' albums and prints
  • images archived on a USB key

All that sort of stuff is available, we can discuss whether it's appropriate for you when we talk. 

What you don’t get

I promise you that you won't be harrased or embarrassed, cajoled around the venue, made to gurn, pose and look / feel soppy or daft. You won't be taken away from your guests for hours for a portrait session or for endless family line ups. We can grab a few pictures like that but when we do, it will be fast and painless and you'll look like you in those pictures, not some couple you don't recognise.

Destination Weddings

Contact me for a quote for international destination weddings and multi-day events. If you are getting married abroad you may be pleasantly surprised to discover that it isn’t that much more expensive to take me with you and if you do, you get all the same reliable levels of service as if your wedding was in your back garden. 

How do we book you

It's easy. Fill out my contact form and I'll get in touch as soon as possible for a chat. We can take it from there. 

Let's keep it simple

Being a bear of very little brain I like to keep it simple. I have one package - we can tweak it to suit, you pay one price for the photography and you get me as your photographer all day.

There are a range of extra bits you can add on if they're appropriate or you want them. We can talk about that.

If you don't need me all day - we can talk about that too.

Little Brain Bear package: £1650

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